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Hi,
I was supposed to get a 15% bonus for my last deposit, but didn't. Can you help me out?
Mike
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Hi Mike,
I don't know if I can help you out. Which way did you come in? Just joking -- I looked at your account and you are right. I've added the bonus.
Kathy,
Customer Service Rep
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Hi Kathy,
I like a customer service rep with a sense of humor! I really want to thank you for that bonus -- I played with it, hit big on the slots, and decided to blow the winnings on a vacation to the South Pacific!
Mike
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Hi Mike,
Great, Mike! I am really happy for you! You and your wife will LOVE the South Pacific. The Scuba there is fantastic.
Kathy
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Hi Kathy,
I know. I've dreamed about diving there for years. But I won't be taking my wife. I recently got divorced.
Mike
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Dear Mike,
I am sorry to hear about your divorce. I know what you are going through. I divorced last year and then moved here to Barbados. Incidentally, have you ever thought about diving in the Caribbean? The South Pacific can be a bit stormy at this time of year.
Best,
Kathy
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Dear Kathy,
Actually, I was thinking of the South Pacific not only because of the diving, but also because of my profession. I am a doctor and it would give me a chance to study some diseases which are endemic to that region.
Best,
Mike
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Dearest Mike,
I did not know you are a doctor! We have FASCINATING diseases here in Barbados. You would love it! Incidentally, if you are still planning on going to the South Pacific, study up first on self-care for shark bites. You will probably need it.
By the way, as part of our new security procedures, we are requiring photo identification before we send any large winnings. Please send me a recent scanned picture of yourself.
Love,
Kathy
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Dear Kathy,
That is the first time an online casino ever asked for my picture, but no problem. It is attached. Actually, I had no recent picture of myself, but I needed to get one for renewal of my private pilot's license, so I went to a photographer this afternoon.
Best,
Mike
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Darling Mike,
I received the picture and it is wonderful...for identification purposes, I mean. I'm a bit worried about you, however. I have been doing some websurfing and it seems that the entire South Pacific area is expected to be whipped by monsoons this year. Also, geologists are predicting a tremendous increase in volcanic explosions in the region.
I didn't know you were a private pilot. Do you have your own airplane?
With love,
Kathy
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Dear Kathy,
Flying is just a hobby with me. One of my teammates when I played football at Harvard got me interested in it but I didn't really have the time to take lessons until after med school.
I only have a small, two-engine, Cessna but Dad lets me use the company Learjet for longer trips. Actually, he is using it as a lure. He is very anxious for me to give up private practice and go to work for him. I can't really blame him too much -- when a man has spent a lifetime building up a multi-million dollar pharmaceutical firm, he would like to be able to hand it over to his only son.
Best,
Mike
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Dear, darling, Mike,
I just realized that I have been very rude! You sent me your picture, and common courtesy demands that I send you mine in return. It is a bit embarrassing, however. The only picture I could find is one taken on the beach here and I guess the bikini bathing suit is a BIT tiny.
Did you hear about all those people being blown up in the South Pacific by mines that were planted in World War II?
I'd feel much better if you were to change your mind and visit Barbados instead. I would be happy to make your hotel reservations for you -- I am really worried abut your safety.
All my love,
Kathy
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Dear Kathy,
I just received a letter from Johns Hopkins Medical Center asking me to give some guest lectures this summer. I guess that means that I won't be able to take as long a vacation as I would like, so the South Pacific is out.
Barbados is much closer, and I certainly can fit four or five days there into my schedule. Thank you for your offer about the hotel. Please let me know what you find out.
Best,
Mike
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My Darling Mike,
That is WONDERFUL news!!!! About the honor of being asked to lecture at Johns Hopkins, I mean.
I spoke to a friend who is the manager of the Barbados Sweethearts' Inn. It is a marvelous -- and isolated -- hotel/resort on a fantastic stretch of beach. It is the most romantic spot you could imagine!! At night, they have wonderful Calypso parties -- marked by sipping Pina Coladas out of coconut shells! You will just LOVE it.
I got a very special deal for you on the Young Lovers' Suite. It is the best in the hotel and has EVERYTHING you could possibly imagine, including (blush) a heart shaped bed. Have you ever heard of anything more wonderfully decadent?
I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to your vacation (for your sake, of course).
Love and kisses,
Kathy
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Dear Kathy,
Thank you for all your help! The hotel sounds wonderful. When I told my girlfriend about it, she flipped. She is out now buying some clothing for those Calypso parties. I am sure we will have a wonderful time there.
Best,
Mike
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Dear Mike,
This is to inform you that your cashin has been sent to your bank.
Best,
Kathy
Customer Service Rep
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