A dealer watches in amazement, as a chimp sits down at the blackjack table, with the handler in tow. He clears his throat and explains, “I'm very sorry sir only humans are allowed to play at these tables.”
The handler snorts, “Chilly the Chimp knows more about blackjack than most people do. He knows all the hand signals. He knocks the table when he wants a hit, waves his hand over the cards when he wants to stand, and matches his bet on a split or double!”
The dealer looks confused and asks, “What does it mean when he waves both hands wildly in the air like that?” The handler blinks then mutters, “It means he just peed on your leg.”