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Yellow 24
A man pays a visit to his doctor. The doctor looks him over, and says "Sorry my friend, but you have yellow 24, a very nasty virus, called that because as it turns your blood yellow and leaves you with only 24 hours to live. Unfortunately, there is nothing I am able to do for you - just go home and relish your final hours on earth."
So back the man heads home to his wife, and breaks the bad news. Very upset, she asks him to go with her to bingo that night so he can see her idea of a fun evening, as he's never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - which wins a prize £450, and then gets any line and wins £2500. He also calls for a full house - and wins a thousand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £222,000.
The Bingo Caller calls him on up stage, and says "Sir - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" the man replies, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24." "Dear me," says the bingo caller with a chuckle, "you've won the raffle as well!”
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There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
Jack Yelton
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Fernando Valenzuela’s Revenge
The Los Angeles Dodger’s ex-manager, Tommy Lasorda, is a friend of HEE-HAW producer Sam Lovullo. While writing for HEE-HAW Tommy came to visit the set in Nashville, TN. At that time the Dodgers’ Mexican pitching sensation, Fernando Valenzuela, was re-negotiating his contract. When Tommy was asked what it was going to take to keep Valenzuela he answered, "He wants Texas back."