Well Your Honor
One night, an 87 year old woman came home from the Bingo Hall to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became very violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 8th floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.
"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could fly."
It was Ladies Night at the All Blonde Bingo Hall and the event had been pretty dull, with not one single Bingo being called all evening. Finally, it was time for the last game of the night, with a huge bingo prize of $3,500 in the pot.
The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"